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We make ads.
For 90% less.
Done-for-you ad campaigns for mompreneurs, small businesses, and multitaskers on the edge.
Tiny budget. Big ideas. Powered by AI.
So where does our 90% confidence come from?
Thousands of hours spent mastering cutting-edge AI. A decade navigating real-world production chaos. We don’t just blend tradition with innovation; we make it accessible. We combine the human touch with AI precision to deliver ad campaigns that look expensive—but aren't.
From fully AI-generated campaigns to hybrid shoots featuring real talent and digital magic, we meet you exactly where you are—and help you shine where you need to be.
Ready for a smarter, calmer, saner approach?
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Sometimes it's saving your cash. Sometimes it's rescuing your time and energy. Often, it's all of the above.
Imagine your new ad strategy without:
Not every project cuts 90% of your cost. But every project saves 90% of your sanity.
Sky-high traditional agency fees.

Endless negotiations for model buyouts, insurance binders, and contracts longer than bedtime routines.
The midnight Canva rabbit-hole with edits that never quite click.
The loneliness of making countless daily decisions on your own.
One brain. Two hands. Seven job titles.
No chill.
SAME MARMOT SMARTER PLAN
We’re kind of like an anti-agency — no Mad Men, no middlemen.
That’s why we can deliver premium campaigns without charging you for three account managers and a parking spot.
So if you didn’t start a business to moonlight as a creative director, editor, or Canva template hoarder, you're in the right place.
If you started it to sell your product, grow your brand, and maybe even enjoy a Tuesday again, we are here for you.
Here’s our recipe:
A dash of AI. A whole lot of human intelligence.
Our method?
Momthod™
Because efficiency hits different when you’re running a business and a household.
Done-for-you content that works with your brand, budget, and bandwidth.
High-end content, without the agency price tag.
You could spend $15K on a single ad campaign at an old-school agency—or you could get custom print and video content for less than half that, and still have money left for paid traffic, child care, and a bottle of wine.
THE BUNDLE
3 custom print ads + 2 video ads (15 sec + 30 sec hybrid)
Normally $7,500 → Bundle Price: $6,750
Old-school agency price: $12,000+
Savings: $5K and your will to live.
You get agency-quality work—without agency attitude or pricing. We combine AI-powered efficiency with human creative direction to deliver polished, high-performing content fast.
THE PACKAGE
2 seasonal campaigns (ex: Mother’s Day + Father’s Day)
Each includes: 3 print ads + 1 video ad
Normally $10,000 → Package Price: $9,000
Old-school agency price: $16,000+
Savings: $7K and your biweekly meltdown
We help you plan ahead and get ahead—with creative that feels custom, not chaotic.
THE PUNDLE
The Bundle + The Package = The Pundle
Because sometimes you want it all. And a discount. Go all in - because you’re a genius.
Normally $17,500 → Special Price: $15,500
Old-school agency price: $28,000+
Savings: $12.5K, your sanity, and possibly your marriage.
This is what happens when content isn’t your job - because it’s ours. And when AI meets a human (who actually knows what they’re doing).
Fake products. Real content.
Honest Disclosure:
These are fake ads. But they’re made with real strategy, design skill, and writing that works. We created these to show you what’s possible—with a tiny budget, a big brain, and a little AI.
Yes, we’re new. So is this industry.
If you like our vibe, you’ll love the real stuff even more.
HOW TO NOT KILL YOUR HUSBAND AFTER KIDS
THE MULTIVITAMIN
You want peace. You want patience. You want packaging that makes you laugh-cry in the Target aisle.
SLM can’t make the pills—but we can make the ad.
L'Illusion by motherhood
Because smelling like self-sacrifice is so last season
L’Illusion is a bold blend of grace, grit, and delusion—layer over pure cortisol to sweeten the scent of panic and passive income promises.
Formulated for the overachieving, under-funded, visibility-fatigued business owner in us all.
SLM: Looking polished shouldn’t smell like panic.
Maternity Leave Email Auto-Responder Candle
Smells like boundaries.
Burns for 40 hours, which is 38 more than your ‘protected’ time off. Crafted for the mom who dared to activate her out-of-office and still got looped into meetings.
Subtle notes of lavender, bergamot, and that one HR document you were too tired to read.
Pair it with a phone on Do Not Disturb and a partner who understands that "leave" is not a suggestion.
SLM: We’ll handle the content while you handle your recovery.
Need a last-minute Mother’s Day campaign?
We’ve got you (and your sanity) covered.
If your Father’s Day ad plan is “wing it,” we should talk.
SLM helps you turn good intentions into good content — on-brand, on-time, and never last-minute.
Here’s how we make your life easier (without a single branding worksheet).
Not sure where to start?
Book a free call—we’ll walk you through it.
STEP 1
Step 1: Book a free call or fill out the form.
We’ll figure out what you actually need, not what some funnel told you to buy.
STEP 2
Step 2: Choose your bundle, package, or campaign.
We’ll recommend what fits your product, timeline, and brain capacity.
STEP 3
Step 3: We create it. You chill.
You’ll get polished, platform-ready assets—print, video, or both—without logging into Canva once.
Step 4: Post. Sell. Repeat.
Or don’t post. Forward it to your assistant. Or your toddler. We’re not here to micromanage.
STEP 4
